It would appear that the Chicago Bears have continued self-policing their roster by releasing RB Cedric Benson after his DUI bust this past weekend.  Observers will note that he picked up a boating DUI in the spring, and that Benson was clearly just continuing his life goal of getting a DUI in every type of motorized vehicle.  I was hoping to see him get liquored up and strap himself to one of of those fan/go-kart/hang-glider things, but it looks like the Bears stopped this potentially incredible streak before it could ever get off the ground.  I guess they’ll have to find someone else to run into a pile of dudes and fall down.  I wonder if anyone will ever draft a RB with dreads out of Texas ever again?