Upon reading previous entries, one may notice I have a tendency to rag on a lot of people, objects, economic movements, etc. However I’m all not totally about ripping things I hate to shreds; I also will give praise where praise is earned. I figure there’s no better way to start that an update to an item that was featured in my “People I Want to Travel Back in Time and Kill” tirades, the electric hand dryer. While in Orlando I was reminded of the existence of the XLerator hand dryer, a Tim Allen-esque upgrade to the electric hand dryer. Use of this beauty is basically the equivalent of putting your hands under the exhaust of a jet engine, and get this, it actually dries hands. The guy who invented this thing is probably still alive so the time travel part might not be necessary, but hey, you’re number one in the series guy.