I have no idea when or how these stupid shirts came to be so popular, but I’ve noticed a strong correlation between people who wear them and douches. (Well actually, it’s around 100%) I’ve told several friends over the years that if I’m ever caught wearing something like this or any other clothing item with some weird, elaborate faux-gothic design, then they should crush in my skull with the nearest blunt object they can find. My time will have come. When did junk like this become cool?